Pushing and shoving on the dance floor.

This is my old man rant to these young punks.  Don't fucking push me out of the way when you are trying to get by without some sort of "excuse me", or respectful body language like a tap on the shoulder at the least.  If you made someone spill their drink because you had to barrel through the crowd to the front of the stage, to be an uber fan boy, then you need to realize this is the real world, and negative repercussions may befall upon you.  Like me slapping the skin off your face.  Be a fucking adult and respect others, and if you caused them to drop their drink, buy them a new one and tell the bartender there is beer and broken glass on the dance floor.  And for the love of God, if there are six of you, don't lock arms and make your way through the crowd like a centipede.  I can't stand that shit.  That is all.